Wednesday, April 04, 2007

So What's The Truth, Keef?

Now Keith Richards says he was joking about snorting pops with some coke.

The irony is had anyone else said they do that, we would have laughed it off as a joke. But when Keith says it, we all stop and go, "Hmm... maaaaybe...."

Vague

Maybe because SO much news exists to report that properly editing every single headline is difficult, but Yahoo occasionally tosses out a headline that's totally open to misinterpretation.

Hence...

Man shot by pistol thrown in the trash



So, was the guy shot by a pistol that had been thrown in the trash or was the poor guy shot by an pistol, THEN thrown in the trash??

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

How Do YOU Say "EEEEEEEWWWW"?

Keith Richards: "I snorted my father"

The article's posting date is today, not April 1st.

This truly proves that Keef is one of the living dead.