Pure Torture

You wanna have torturous fun?

1. Get a cold.
2. Make sure your sinuses are fully plugged.
3. Get a migraine because of your plugged up sinuses.
4. Make sure your sinuses become doubly plugged up on that side of your head where the sharp pains commence.

Nifty, good time fun for all.

Then, take an Ultram -- knocks you flat on your ass cold. Makes the pain go away. Makes you feel much better a few hours later. Much better than a migraine would normally make you feel the next day.

All better.