My Country Is Nutz

Passport Now Required to Canada, Mexico



Apparently, we gotta keep them crazy Canadian and Mexican terrorists out of the U.S. They're always coming over and blowing up stuff.

I can't wait 'til we drop a big, plexiglass dome over the entire country like how you use one of those food tents to keep ants away from your food while you're at a picnic.

After 2008, when the madness ends, I think the U.S. deserves a big, long vacation...